Their Basic Rules
Posted by H in them
Or what they should be, according to a comic strip posted on "Bound, not Gagged":
1. You must respect your prostitute at all times
2. Yes, you must always wear a condom! Don't bother asking!
3. Produce your identification if requested.
4. Don't try to negotiate her fee.
But like they say at the end of the comic strip: "a girl can dream". *sigh*
Source:
http://deepthroated.wordpress.com/2009/01/23/the-modern-hooker-has-a-dream/